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My 5yrs old couldn't find one of his slipper. I told him to relax, saying it'll come out when he's not looking. He looked puzzled and said, "how could it come out when it has no legs?"

#2260 (0) - Jan 27, 2012 06:27 PM by FungC9 - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (0) - Haha, nice. (0)

My 9 year old daughter likes to make jokes, and she just made one "how do birds talk?" I said they sing, and she said "no, they use twitter"..... Am I getting too old by still not using twitter?

#2250 (0) - Jan 26, 2012 06:24 PM by twitter - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1) - Haha, nice. (0)

one day my 3 year old son walk in on me while i was using the bathroom he looked at me and said mom wheres you're pee-pee i told him i don't have one he gave me a serious look and told me to go to walmart and buy one

#2249 (0) - Jan 28, 7220 01:22 PM by april - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (5) - Haha, nice. (1)

I was in a rush that day, so when I took my then 2 year old daughter into the grocery store I didn't bother using a shopping cart - instead I grabbed a hand-basket with my right hand and carried my daughter on my hip with my left arm. She was very restless and wanted me to put her down so she could run around - which I had NO time for that day! I quickly grabbed the items I needed, made my way to the register, and was waiting my turn - when my bored, yet devious child decided - while mommy had her hands full - she'd have some fun....so when I wasn't looking - she reached over with lightening speed and - UNZIPPED my top!! I shreaked, dropped the basket and tried to pull my top together to cover myself...with ONE hand - while my daughter proceeded to laugh hysterically! Ahahaa sooooo funny! I was mortified....but I laugh at it now!

#973 (0) - Nov 5, 2010 11:42 AM by MommyGoddess - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (8) - Haha, nice. (88892)

is this site still active? it seems as all the stories are from the summer of 09 and nothing more recent

#628 (0) - Jun 5, 2010 01:29 PM by justdad - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (7) - Haha, nice. (88891)

Today I overheard my 3 years old son singing "London bridge is falling down.... My FAT Lady!"

#54 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 05:41 PM by CHBYMom - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (22) - Haha, nice. (8)

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

#53 (0) - Aug 7, 2009 12:53 PM by digest - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (13) - Haha, nice. (5)

I was student teaching in the first grade. We were just introducing addition. One of the boys told me that he could add and he even knew how to do "attraction." I inquired about his knowledge. He said," Oh, you know! Like you've got 5 kids in the hall and 2 go into the bathroom. THAT'S attraction!

#52 (0) - Jan 28, 348 12:50 PM by Michelle - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136296) - Haha, nice. (1124930)

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

#51 (0) - Jan 28, 288 12:50 PM by Gulotta - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136296) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

#50 (1) - Jan 28, 192 12:50 PM by Gail - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136308) - Haha, nice. (1124932)

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