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Today I overheard my 3 years old son singing "London bridge is falling down.... My FAT Lady!"

#54 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 06:41 PM by CHBYMom - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (6) - Haha, nice. (0)

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

#53 (0) - Aug 7, 2009 01:53 PM by digest - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (4) - Haha, nice. (1)

I was student teaching in the first grade. We were just introducing addition. One of the boys told me that he could add and he even knew how to do "attraction." I inquired about his knowledge. He said," Oh, you know! Like you've got 5 kids in the hall and 2 go into the bathroom. THAT'S attraction!

#52 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 06:12 PM by Michelle - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136291) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

#51 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 06:11 PM by Gulotta - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

#50 (1) - Aug 6, 2009 06:09 PM by Gail - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124929)

I was 8 when my brother was born - so so very happy to have a baby in the family again. I wouldn't leave him alone and always shoved my face into his. I guess he got annoyed pretty quick because he was only a few days old when mom was changing his diaper and as usual my face was right in his and he peed - straight onto my face.

#49 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 05:59 PM by Straight_up - Potty - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136291) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

One afternoon during lunch; as usual I was using my most encouraging words to have the kids finish their lunch and STAY in their chairs. My son who like most 3 year olds would rather be playing trucks or just running around terrorizing, kept trying to sneak away from the table. During my last effort to coax him to take one more bite he closed his eyes. "Why are you closing your eyes." I asked. "So you can't see me, Mom."

#48 (0) - Jul 29, 2009 11:40 AM by jasmineprincess - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136295) - Haha, nice. (1124932)

Last Christmas my 3 year old son announced to me that he was "going to give birth to Jesus on Christmas day"!! Curiously I asked him where he had learned that. He said he has learned from Sunday school that "Jesus is living in me" and that "Christmas is the birthday of Jesus"!!

#47 (0) - Jul 24, 2009 04:15 PM by CP - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

On my 5yo son's birthday, he requested that he wants a costume party so we asked his guests to dress up on his special day. While I was busy with all the trimmings, our guests arrived. It was taking a long time for my son to come out of his room (I I let him choose his own outfit) So I knocked and told him his friends has come already. I was so shocked to see him wearing a pirate's costume using my G-string as his eye patch! The visitors ROARED IN LAUGHTER!!

#46 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:13 PM by Maggie - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136296) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

I noticed that our bananas were turning brown so I thought of making banana cakes out of them with the help of my 4yo son. We have made about 4 of them and suggested we give one to Mr. Smith, our old neighbour who lives alone next door. When Mr. Smith opened his door, to my horror my son said, We have some rotten bananas that we almost thrown away but we made it into a cake for u.

#45 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:03 PM by Pat - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136295) - Haha, nice. (1124929)

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