Presenting to you the cutest Mr. Fredricksen from the Pixar movie up!

So at work we played who wants to be a millionaire with the kids. Seeing what they would say, I asked the question,"what might cause you to suffer a hangover?" (A. Tight belt B. Hot weather C. Strenuous exercise D. Too much "juice") A kid with a serious face responded "a tight belt! its happened to me before!" The Joys of Childcare

So a coworker shares a funny experience with me. She was changing little kindergarten boys, and everyone knows how little boys are when they're changing and realize they have a little "snakey downstairs," rambunctious. Anyways, there was little Johnny who lets say his dad would be proud of the size of his son's "snakey." Well there was another boy who at the sight of Johnny's "gift," belts out "I can't wait till I grow up, and mine's as long as yours!" The Joys of Childcare

So the other day I had these 2 cute toddlers almost ready to go swimming, boy and girl. The girl takes her clothes off and has her bathing suit on underneath. The boy upon seeing her in her bathing suit, mesmerized, says "You'rre prrettyyy!" Young Love

at work I like to mess/play with the kids I watch. I found out one day one toddler doesn't like movements where he's not in control, like going down playground slides. Everytime he went down he'd turn around and miss the top reaching for dear life to keep from going down, he literally looked like superman going in reverse. So I guess you could say I kept pushing him to get over his fear ;)

Grandma and mommy were talking about stories before my son was born. He curiously asked where he was... Grandma said, "you were still a seed in Mommy's tummy". He thought a few sec, and replied, "How come I don't remember being a seed?"

One afternoon during lunch; as usual I was using my most encouraging words to have the kids finish their lunch and STAY in their chairs. My son who like most 3 year olds would rather be playing trucks or just running around terrorizing, kept trying to sneak away from the table. During my last effort to coax him to take one more bite he closed his eyes. "Why are you closing your eyes." I asked. "So you can't see me, Mom."

Last Christmas my 3 year old son announced to me that he was "going to give birth to Jesus on Christmas day"!! Curiously I asked him where he had learned that. He said he has learned from Sunday school that "Jesus is living in me" and that "Christmas is the birthday of Jesus"!!

Jamie age 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the wise men from the east who brought gifts to the baby Jesus. Jamie was so excited he just had to tell his parents, 'I learned in Sunday School today all about the very first Christmas. There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three blokes on camels had to deliver all the toys. And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big light in the sky to find their way around'.

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"