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Category: Lovely

One afternoon during lunch; as usual I was using my most encouraging words to have the kids finish their lunch and STAY in their chairs. My son who like most 3 year olds would rather be playing trucks or just running around terrorizing, kept trying to sneak away from the table. During my last effort to coax him to take one more bite he closed his eyes. "Why are you closing your eyes." I asked. "So you can't see me, Mom."

#48 (0) - Jul 29, 2009 11:40 AM by jasmineprincess - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136294) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

Last Christmas my 3 year old son announced to me that he was "going to give birth to Jesus on Christmas day"!! Curiously I asked him where he had learned that. He said he has learned from Sunday school that "Jesus is living in me" and that "Christmas is the birthday of Jesus"!!

#47 (0) - Jul 24, 2009 04:15 PM by CP - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124930)

Jamie age 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the wise men from the east who brought gifts to the baby Jesus. Jamie was so excited he just had to tell his parents, 'I learned in Sunday School today all about the very first Christmas. There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three blokes on camels had to deliver all the toys. And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big light in the sky to find their way around'.

#35 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:31 PM by Maggie - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103268) - Haha, nice. (91906)

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

#20 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:02 PM by zipadee - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (67957) - Haha, nice. (56595)

While Kylie and I were driving around in the car one day we were having a discussion about babies and toddlers. I was saying that pretty soon we'll be calling Alec a toddler and we won't be calling him a baby anymore. Kylie says, "But we can still call him Alec right?".

#14 (0) - Jul 14, 2009 08:09 PM by Marg - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63488) - Haha, nice. (52126)

When Kassandra was about 3½, I asked her to hand me her cup. She says to me, "Here you go Your Majesty!". When I asked her where she got that from, she says "from Cinderella" and she gave me a look like I was suppose to know that already!

#12 (0) - Jul 14, 2009 08:08 PM by Marg - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63488) - Haha, nice. (52126)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was simply lovely, come on, make our day!

#7 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:08 AM by kidfunnystory - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83488) - Haha, nice. (72126)

Heading out to the pool. My son says "Don't forget the sunshine lotion".

#3 (0) - Jul 10, 2009 06:25 PM by princessjasmine - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83490) - Haha, nice. (72128)

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