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Category: Messy

Everyday after work, I pick my daughter up and carry her with me to cheerleading practice ( I am a coach). Well a few weeks ago , taking the same route, we passed a dead skunk. She said, "awwww mommy is he dead" I replied "yes he is" She said "poor skunk. The next day we came by the same spot and she said, "awww mommy its still there. I said "yes he is, but he is okay." She was so sad cause he was still laying in the street. A few weeks passed and we did not come that way. Well yesterday we came that way and she yelled "MOMMY HE'S GONE", I said who, She said the skunk in an excited voice. I said yes he's gone. She said he's gone to heaven right? I said yes he is. Then she paused and said. "OH NO!!" I said what's the matter. She said, "I sure hope Jesus dont smell that old funky thing." I was laughing so hard that I had to pull the car over to catch my breath.

#24 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:10 PM by cgcreations - Messy - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93268) - Haha, nice. (81906)

My husband and I were entertaining a friend from New York and his 3 year old daughter one weekend. Her Mom was working, and we expected her to arrive Saturday afternoon. As her Mom's arrival drew near, I said to little Nicole, "Honey, lets get you cleaned up. Your Mommy will be here soon and you're all dirty." She looked at me and replied in perfect Brooklynese, "Yeah, and I got boogers in my nose, too."

#23 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:06 PM by cgcreations - Messy - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93269) - Haha, nice. (81907)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was about a messy situation, come on, make our day!

#8 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:08 AM by kidfunnystory - Messy - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83488) - Haha, nice. (72126)

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