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Category: What a Mess!

so my sister and me we ate at a nice place. we play in the bathroom. toilet paper is fun but doesn't make good airplanes. it was everywhere my little sisters crawls underneath and plays there a while. toilet paper toilet paper. mom wonders where we are. she gets mad and drags us out. when we went in the bathroom there werent any people. but now we are being dragged out the front door there are lots of people waiting for seats. my sister and i are laughing laughing laughing and we cant stop. mom has 4 strings of toilet paper on her shoes and people are looking and one guy pointed and dragged his wife out of the wife of the crazy lady with toilet paper on her shoes dragging two little girls out the door who are laughing histericaly.

#2306 (0) - May 18, 8929 01:32 PM by ooopy doopy - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (6) - boooooo (1)


In 1934, Russia was invaded with the Americans. Then There's a girl who is adopted. She saw the blackberry & its not working. She puts it on the orange but it was birthmarks on it. Then It grew & turned into a vegetable man & could walk. The food is happy to help people in the mood. - Samuel Turner

#2302 (0) - Mar 20, 2012 06:20 AM by Richard Turner - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (3) - boooooo (1)

My mother used to tell me stories of when I was a child. Apparently when I was a child, when given a lollipop I would take it to the potty dunk it and enjoy it. When I was asked why, "It tastes better!" To this day I have no idea if there were any extra presents lingering in the potty. Joys of childhood

#2278 (1) - Feb 12, 2012 01:47 AM by HugoBoss - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (4) - boooooo (0)

Everyday after work, I pick my daughter up and carry her with me to cheerleading practice ( I am a coach). Well a few weeks ago , taking the same route, we passed a dead skunk. She said, "awwww mommy is he dead" I replied "yes he is" She said "poor skunk. The next day we came by the same spot and she said, "awww mommy its still there. I said "yes he is, but he is okay." She was so sad cause he was still laying in the street. A few weeks passed and we did not come that way. Well yesterday we came that way and she yelled "MOMMY HE'S GONE", I said who, She said the skunk in an excited voice. I said yes he's gone. She said he's gone to heaven right? I said yes he is. Then she paused and said. "OH NO!!" I said what's the matter. She said, "I sure hope Jesus dont smell that old funky thing." I was laughing so hard that I had to pull the car over to catch my breath.

#24 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 12:10 PM by cgcreations - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (71332) - boooooo (6869)

My husband and I were entertaining a friend from New York and his 3 year old daughter one weekend. Her Mom was working, and we expected her to arrive Saturday afternoon. As her Mom's arrival drew near, I said to little Nicole, "Honey, lets get you cleaned up. Your Mommy will be here soon and you're all dirty." She looked at me and replied in perfect Brooklynese, "Yeah, and I got boogers in my nose, too."

#23 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 12:06 PM by cgcreations - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (68358) - boooooo (6583)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was about a messy situation, come on, make our day!

#8 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 10:08 PM by kidfunnystory - What a Mess! - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (23777) - boooooo (2290)

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