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Category: potty business

A couple weeks back right before my shift ended, a little kindergartner pottied n needed help "wiping." My boss looked for someone to help, so i left. Later I learn, (Little detail, my boss mainly does office work) as he went in to wipe, the kindergartner didnt know him well, turns, scurries away dragging his pants on the ground and screams at my boss to get away. The Joys of Childcare

#2275 (0) - Feb 12, 2012 01:02 AM by HugoBoss - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (5) - boooooo (0)

I was 8 when my brother was born - so so very happy to have a baby in the family again. I wouldn't leave him alone and always shoved my face into his. I guess he got annoyed pretty quick because he was only a few days old when mom was changing his diaper and as usual my face was right in his and he peed - straight onto my face.

#49 (0) - Aug 6, 2011 03:59 PM by Straight_up - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (145632) - boooooo (15)

My son was slow at the potty training concept but he has finally caught on. We are in the process of remodeling one of our bathrooms, currently the old comode is out in the garage awaiting new flooring and complete new toilet. The hole where the new toilet will sit is covered up with plastic. But being so well potty trained my son knew that is where the potty is suposed to be. I went in the bathroom to find a pile of poo on the plastic. I shared my findings with my husband who replied with, "he got the old one out in the garage too" Something we will laugh about for years to come. Just glad he has finally caught on!

#34 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 12:30 PM by Karen - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (101052) - boooooo (9732)

Hello this is my 2 year old funny story He thought he was being smart, but let me know what you think: He was poty training, but didn't want to go in the potty. Then one day he came to me saying he had done poo-poo in the poty. So i went to take a look to see if it was true, and it turned out it was. So i started claping my hands and dancing around the poty to show him how happy i was and how proud i was of him. But the only problem a few minutes latter i notice he had no diaper on. I went and ask him where it was, and obviously his response was i don't no. I started looking around for it but couldn't find it. Then out of no where i look between his toy box and the wall there it was, he had made poo-poo in the diaper, and put it in his poty for me to think he had done it there, then he rolled it up and hid it between the toy box and the wall so i wouldn't see. Quite smart and funny for a 2 year old don't you think.

#28 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 12:17 PM by kidspirit - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (83219) - boooooo (8014)

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

#18 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 12:01 PM by zipadee - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (53500) - boooooo (5153)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was about potty, come on, make our day!

#9 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 10:08 PM by kidfunnystory - Potty Business - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (26750) - boooooo (2577)

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