chic little: Daddy, itchy itchy... Dad: Where? chic little: north of my ass Dad: ......

One day I had one of my kindergartners come up to me and say, “Hey Ms. Minuto, are you from Tennessee?” I said, “Umm, no… why?” to which he replied with a big grin, “Because you’re the only ten I see!!!” I almost died laughing!!

Kid: “I like animals.” Dad: “Do you think someday maybe you’ll want a pet?” Kid: “Well… I had a pet lobster yesterday… but you ate it.”

My 7-year old recently had an allergic reaction to crab, so we had to give him some medicine. He told me today that he had finished his "anti-history" medicine.

My 5yrs old announced to me after Japan 311 earthquake in 2011: "Mommy, there was a hugemongous SALAMI (i.e. tsunami) in Japan!!"

Today I overheard my 3 years old son singing "London bridge is falling down.... My FAT Lady!"

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

When I picked my 5-year-old up from school, I overheard him talking to his mates about what they want to be when they grow up. A blonde girl said she wanted to be a nurse. A dark haired boy said he wants to be a vet like his dad. When its my boy's turn he said, "when I grow up, I want to be rich and filthy!

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys? Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"