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Category: Learning to Talk

Today I overheard my 3 years old son singing "London bridge is falling down.... My FAT Lady!"

#54 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 06:41 PM by CHBYMom - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (6) - Haha, nice. (0)

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

#53 (0) - Aug 7, 2009 01:53 PM by digest - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (4) - Haha, nice. (1)

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

#51 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 06:11 PM by Gulotta - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

When I picked my 5-year-old up from school, I overheard him talking to his mates about what they want to be when they grow up. A blonde girl said she wanted to be a nurse. A dark haired boy said he wants to be a vet like his dad. When its my boy's turn he said, "when I grow up, I want to be rich and filthy!

#44 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:01 PM by Katie - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys? Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

#38 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:35 PM by zipadee - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103269) - Haha, nice. (91907)

My young sons, ages six and eight, and I were taking our usual daily commute to school and work. It was a cloudy day and I was thinking how nice that winter is finally coming and my mom would soon be visiting. So I said to my two boys, "look at the clouds boys, winter is coming and you know what that means..." They both replied at the same time "Halloween!" I said "Yes, and Grandma, Thanksgiving and Christmas". After a short quiet pause my youngest son asked "Grandma's a holiday?"

#30 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:25 PM by Adler - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (0) - Haha, nice. (11362)

When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it was another word for a person or people. "Oh", she said matter of factly, "I'm not a human." "You're not?" I asked in surprise to which she aswered no. Curious I asked if she was a plant or animal. "No, I'm not," she said. "Mommy don't you know what I am?" "Well if you're not a human or animal or plant I'm not sure what you are," I said. She rolled her eyes and shook her head at me and replied "I'mmm a kid, duh!"

#29 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:19 PM by song - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93268) - Haha, nice. (81906)

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

#22 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:04 PM by zipadee - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93270) - Haha, nice. (81907)

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

#21 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:03 PM by zipadee - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93271) - Haha, nice. (81909)

When Kylie was about 3, she had a very bad cold. All the usual symptoms like coughing, runny nose, red cheeks and weepy eyes. I tucked her in for a nap and after awhile she called me. When I got to her room she said in a very concerned voice "Mommy, my eyes are leaking!".

#11 (0) - Jul 14, 2009 08:07 PM by Marg - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63488) - Haha, nice. (52126)

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