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Category: Embarrassing

My 9 year old daughter likes to make jokes, and she just made one "how do birds talk?" I said they sing, and she said "no, they use twitter"..... Am I getting too old by still not using twitter?

#2250 (0) - Jan 26, 2012 06:24 PM by twitter - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (89) - boooooo (5)

I was in a rush that day, so when I took my then 2 year old daughter into the grocery store I didn't bother using a shopping cart - instead I grabbed a hand-basket with my right hand and carried my daughter on my hip with my left arm. She was very restless and wanted me to put her down so she could run around - which I had NO time for that day! I quickly grabbed the items I needed, made my way to the register, and was waiting my turn - when my bored, yet devious child decided - while mommy had her hands full - she'd have some fun....so when I wasn't looking - she reached over with lightening speed and - UNZIPPED my top!! I shreaked, dropped the basket and tried to pull my top together to cover myself...with ONE hand - while my daughter proceeded to laugh hysterically! Ahahaa sooooo funny! I was mortified....but I laugh at it now!

#973 (0) - Nov 5, 2010 11:42 AM by MommyGoddess - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (28497) - boooooo (3744)

is this site still active? it seems as all the stories are from the summer of 09 and nothing more recent

#628 (0) - Jun 5, 2010 01:29 PM by justdad - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (18393) - boooooo (179752)

I was student teaching in the first grade. We were just introducing addition. One of the boys told me that he could add and he even knew how to do "attraction." I inquired about his knowledge. He said," Oh, you know! Like you've got 5 kids in the hall and 2 go into the bathroom. THAT'S attraction!

#52 (0) - Aug 6, 2011 05:12 PM by Michelle - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (154548) - boooooo (14884)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

#50 (1) - Aug 6, 2011 05:09 PM by Gail - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (148604) - boooooo (14311)

On my 5yo son's birthday, he requested that he wants a costume party so we asked his guests to dress up on his special day. While I was busy with all the trimmings, our guests arrived. It was taking a long time for my son to come out of his room (I I let him choose his own outfit) So I knocked and told him his friends has come already. I was so shocked to see him wearing a pirate's costume using my G-string as his eye patch! The visitors ROARED IN LAUGHTER!!

#46 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 02:13 PM by Maggie - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (136716) - boooooo (13166)

I noticed that our bananas were turning brown so I thought of making banana cakes out of them with the help of my 4yo son. We have made about 4 of them and suggested we give one to Mr. Smith, our old neighbour who lives alone next door. When Mr. Smith opened his door, to my horror my son said, We have some rotten bananas that we almost thrown away but we made it into a cake for u.

#45 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 02:03 PM by Pat - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (133744) - boooooo (12880)

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.

#43 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:57 PM by Undiemom - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (127801) - boooooo (12308)

I took my daughter into a bathroom stall with her (it was a very crowded bathroom in a shopping mall). When I pulled down my pants my daughter loudly said "eeeeew, you have a really hairy butt!" I could hear people laughing outside.

#42 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:52 PM by NonameMom - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (124828) - boooooo (12021)

I took my 3 year old daughter to swimming class. After the class we went in to the locker room to rinse off in the shower & get dressed. She poked me in the belly & I whispered to her to stop poking my fat belly. She proceeds to scream FAT BELLY 3 times & kept poking me. I know there were other moms in there too

#41 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:44 PM by swimmee - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (121855) - boooooo (11735)

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