Stopping at a gas station in the middle of an eight hour drive home, woke my 6 year old son up to go to the bathroom. My wife said, "come on, time to go pee, we got a long way ahead of us," he said no, he doesn't need to go. I said, "you have to try because you won't get another chance for 50 miles. He got angry and. Said I really don'twanttogo!! Since he was sleeping and didn't really drink, we thought, maybe he really doesn't need to go. i said alright, let's get back to the road then....... Then my son started yelling NOOooo.... Everyone looked at him and he said "I don't need to go pee!!! I said we know, we are leaving now.... He paused.... And yelled, BUT, I need to go poop!!!

This is not my story but so funny I had to share: There was this couple who put in good effort to make sure each of their kids gets 1-on-1 quality time with each parent. One time the Dad decided to take his teenage son to city, checked into a fine hotel planning to spend a fun day at the pool, nice meal in city, and video games inside their room at night. 5 mins after they checked in, there was a knock on the door and police was outside waiting to question them. Hotel staff thought he was a child molester and called the Police. Gees, there was A LOT OF explaining to do!!

So I like to mess/play with the kids at my job. Sometimes I go a little too far. Seeing how most toddlers like to play monster and be chased, I play this game with all of them most days, except two kids. After the first time they would start crying hysterically at just the slightest sound of me grunting. So me being the silly guy that I am, you could say I tried to "help" them get over their fear, every now and then. Both parents withdrew their kids from the program! Now I don't have to worry about horrifying anyone else. The Joys of Childcare P.S. Only one actually withdrew because of me. The other one out-grew that fear and enjoys the game, but he did withdraw for a totally separate and irrelevant reason around the same time as the other. I don't want everyone to think I'm a horrible childcare provider. lol

My 9 year old daughter likes to make jokes, and she just made one "how do birds talk?" I said they sing, and she said "no, they use twitter"..... Am I getting too old by still not using twitter?

I was in a rush that day, so when I took my then 2 year old daughter into the grocery store I didn't bother using a shopping cart - instead I grabbed a hand-basket with my right hand and carried my daughter on my hip with my left arm. She was very restless and wanted me to put her down so she could run around - which I had NO time for that day! I quickly grabbed the items I needed, made my way to the register, and was waiting my turn - when my bored, yet devious child decided - while mommy had her hands full - she'd have some fun....so when I wasn't looking - she reached over with lightening speed and - UNZIPPED my top!! I shreaked, dropped the basket and tried to pull my top together to cover myself...with ONE hand - while my daughter proceeded to laugh hysterically! Ahahaa sooooo funny! I was mortified....but I laugh at it now!

I was student teaching in the first grade. We were just introducing addition. One of the boys told me that he could add and he even knew how to do "attraction." I inquired about his knowledge. He said," Oh, you know! Like you've got 5 kids in the hall and 2 go into the bathroom. THAT'S attraction!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

On my 5yo son's birthday, he requested that he wants a costume party so we asked his guests to dress up on his special day. While I was busy with all the trimmings, our guests arrived. It was taking a long time for my son to come out of his room (I I let him choose his own outfit) So I knocked and told him his friends has come already. I was so shocked to see him wearing a pirate's costume using my G-string as his eye patch! The visitors ROARED IN LAUGHTER!!

I noticed that our bananas were turning brown so I thought of making banana cakes out of them with the help of my 4yo son. We have made about 4 of them and suggested we give one to Mr. Smith, our old neighbour who lives alone next door. When Mr. Smith opened his door, to my horror my son said, We have some rotten bananas that we almost thrown away but we made it into a cake for u.

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.