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Category: embarrassing

I was student teaching in the first grade. We were just introducing addition. One of the boys told me that he could add and he even knew how to do "attraction." I inquired about his knowledge. He said," Oh, you know! Like you've got 5 kids in the hall and 2 go into the bathroom. THAT'S attraction!

#52 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 06:12 PM by Michelle - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136291) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

#50 (1) - Aug 6, 2009 06:09 PM by Gail - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

On my 5yo son's birthday, he requested that he wants a costume party so we asked his guests to dress up on his special day. While I was busy with all the trimmings, our guests arrived. It was taking a long time for my son to come out of his room (I I let him choose his own outfit) So I knocked and told him his friends has come already. I was so shocked to see him wearing a pirate's costume using my G-string as his eye patch! The visitors ROARED IN LAUGHTER!!

#46 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:13 PM by Maggie - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136293) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

I noticed that our bananas were turning brown so I thought of making banana cakes out of them with the help of my 4yo son. We have made about 4 of them and suggested we give one to Mr. Smith, our old neighbour who lives alone next door. When Mr. Smith opened his door, to my horror my son said, We have some rotten bananas that we almost thrown away but we made it into a cake for u.

#45 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:03 PM by Pat - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124929)

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.

#43 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:57 PM by Undiemom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

I took my daughter into a bathroom stall with her (it was a very crowded bathroom in a shopping mall). When I pulled down my pants my daughter loudly said "eeeeew, you have a really hairy butt!" I could hear people laughing outside.

#42 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:52 PM by NonameMom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136289) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

I took my 3 year old daughter to swimming class. After the class we went in to the locker room to rinse off in the shower & get dressed. She poked me in the belly & I whispered to her to stop poking my fat belly. She proceeds to scream FAT BELLY 3 times & kept poking me. I know there were other moms in there too

#41 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:44 PM by swimmee - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (87698) - Haha, nice. (76336)

My 2 year old son and I were at the grocery store in the check out line when he tugged on my shirt and had an awful look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he very loudly said, "I think the lady in front of us farted, cause her butt stinks!" Everyone around us heard and I wanted to die!!! I just apologized to everyone and then pretended that I had forgotten my check book so we could just get out of there quickly!!!!

#37 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:34 PM by PWmom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103269) - Haha, nice. (91907)

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

#36 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:33 PM by Maggie - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103269) - Haha, nice. (91907)

My two grandaughters ages 5 and 7 love to play a game called airplane. We sit on the bed and I am usually the pilot,the 5 year old is serving the lunch,and the 7 year old most of the time is a passenger. One day while Mikala was taking orders for lunch she asked me what I wanted,my reply was I can't eat lunch because I have to keep my hands on the steering wheel,she said why don't you just put it on auto pilot!

#33 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:28 PM by Linda - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103268) - Haha, nice. (91906)

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