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I have three grown children who have embarrassed me many times. The most memorable was my son when he was 5 years old. He fell straddle on a steamer trunk (the metal kind) and sustained an injury to his penis. When the swelling went down, the doctors felt he needed a partial circumcision. At the grocery store about four days later, a little old lady came up to us in the produce aisle commenting on how cute my son and newborn daughter were and my son says, “I have an owie on my horsie, want to see?” At this point, he had begun calling his penis a horse, no idea where he got that from! Anyway, he proceeded to whip down his pants to show her.

#40 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:38 PM by Peewoo - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136289) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

We were at the golf course where Daddy was playing a round. I took my eyes off my son, 3, for a minute to scan the course. When I looked back, he had dropped his shorts and was peeing into the little golf ball cup in the middle of a green! Perfect aim, of course. I’m sure whoever was up next to golf that hole had an interesting round!

#39 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:36 PM by GolfDad - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103269) - Haha, nice. (91908)

Grandma in the belly? In an effort to familiarize my 3-year old son, Montana, on his extended family, I pulled out the photo albums one evening. One of the albums was started on the day I found out I was pregnant. I took various photos to show the progression of my pregnancy. In one particular photo, I was about 7 1/2 months pregnant. I posed bare midriff with my dad, who has a typical mid-life "beer belly" as a comparison photo. I pointed to my extended belly and said "That's Montana in momma's belly" To which my son pointed to my father's belly and said "Is grandma in grandpa's belly?"

#27 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:14 PM by robinson - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93269) - Haha, nice. (81907)

One morning as I was getting ready for work my 2 year old son was singing, "Baa Baa pink sheep have you any wool?"... I said, "Brandon, you are suppose to sing Baa Baa Black sheep." He turn around with mostserious face and said, "No mama, its a girl sheep."

#26 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:12 PM by cgcreations - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93268) - Haha, nice. (81907)

I was looking in your site and thought that I might add something my son who is now 22 years said when he was about six or seven. He came rushing in and asked, mummy, how many testicles does an octopus have, well you could imagine how hard it was not to burst out laughing, but I managed it, and said I'm not sure about that but they have eight tentacles.

#25 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:12 PM by cgcreations - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93268) - Haha, nice. (81906)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was about gender, come on, make our day!

#5 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:07 AM by kidfunnystory - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83488) - Haha, nice. (72126)

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