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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....Da-ad.... What? I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water? No, You had your chance. Lights out. Five minutes later: Da-aaaad..... WHAT? I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?? I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!! Five minutes later......Daaaa-aaaad..... WHAT! When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?

#19 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:01 PM by zipadee - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63492) - Haha, nice. (52130)

My son 4 yr old Jalen was having "library time" while I was doing paperwork, and he sneezed. Well I was so into what I was doing I hadn't noticed. So he says "Isn't anyone going to say bless you". So I said, I'm sorry, bless you Jalen. He says, "thank you, I owe you one".

#17 (0) - Jul 14, 2009 08:12 PM by Shannon - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63489) - Haha, nice. (52127)

When my daugter was 5, she liked me to draw on her back and one time she got goosebumps. She started screaming and crying. I asked her why, she said "Are those chicken pops?" I said "No those are goose bumps" she cried harder. "are they contagious?" I answered "no" she looked down at them "why did the gooses bump into me anyway?"

#15 (0) - Jul 14, 2009 08:10 PM by Deanne - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63488) - Haha, nice. (52126)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids, come on, make our day!

#10 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:09 AM by kidfunnystory - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (13878) - Haha, nice. (2514)

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