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I asked my 6 and 8 yrs old if they have finished their homework, they told me to google the answer.

#2267 (0) - Jan 31, 2012 11:45 PM by FungC9 - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (4) - boooooo (1)

My 5yrs old couldn't find one of his slipper. I told him to relax, saying it'll come out when he's not looking. He looked puzzled and said, "how could it come out when it has no legs?"

#2260 (0) - Jan 27, 2012 06:27 PM by FungC9 - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (66) - boooooo (8)

one day my 3 year old son walk in on me while i was using the bathroom he looked at me and said mom wheres you're pee-pee i told him i don't have one he gave me a serious look and told me to go to walmart and buy one

#2249 (0) - Nov 26, 2011 05:00 PM by april - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (586) - boooooo (86)

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....Da-ad.... What? I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water? No, You had your chance. Lights out. Five minutes later: Da-aaaad..... WHAT? I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?? I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!! Five minutes later......Daaaa-aaaad..... WHAT! When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?

#19 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:01 PM by zipadee - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (56470) - boooooo (5439)

My son 4 yr old Jalen was having "library time" while I was doing paperwork, and he sneezed. Well I was so into what I was doing I hadn't noticed. So he says "Isn't anyone going to say bless you". So I said, I'm sorry, bless you Jalen. He says, "thank you, I owe you one".

#17 (0) - Jul 14, 2011 07:12 PM by Shannon - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (50525) - boooooo (4866)

When my daugter was 5, she liked me to draw on her back and one time she got goosebumps. She started screaming and crying. I asked her why, she said "Are those chicken pops?" I said "No those are goose bumps" she cried harder. "are they contagious?" I answered "no" she looked down at them "why did the gooses bump into me anyway?"

#15 (0) - Jul 14, 2011 07:10 PM by Deanne - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (44581) - boooooo (4293)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids, come on, make our day!

#10 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 11:09 PM by kidfunnystory - Miscellaneous - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (29721) - boooooo (2862)

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