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One afternoon during lunch; as usual I was using my most encouraging words to have the kids finish their lunch and STAY in their chairs. My son who like most 3 year olds would rather be playing trucks or just running around terrorizing, kept trying to sneak away from the table. During my last effort to coax him to take one more bite he closed his eyes. "Why are you closing your eyes." I asked. "So you can't see me, Mom."

#48 (0) - Jul 29, 2009 11:40 AM by jasmineprincess - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136295) - Haha, nice. (1124932)

On my 5yo son's birthday, he requested that he wants a costume party so we asked his guests to dress up on his special day. While I was busy with all the trimmings, our guests arrived. It was taking a long time for my son to come out of his room (I I let him choose his own outfit) So I knocked and told him his friends has come already. I was so shocked to see him wearing a pirate's costume using my G-string as his eye patch! The visitors ROARED IN LAUGHTER!!

#46 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:13 PM by Maggie - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136296) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

Last Christmas my 3 year old son announced to me that he was "going to give birth to Jesus on Christmas day"!! Curiously I asked him where he had learned that. He said he has learned from Sunday school that "Jesus is living in me" and that "Christmas is the birthday of Jesus"!!

#47 (0) - Jul 24, 2009 04:15 PM by CP - Lovely - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124931)

I noticed that our bananas were turning brown so I thought of making banana cakes out of them with the help of my 4yo son. We have made about 4 of them and suggested we give one to Mr. Smith, our old neighbour who lives alone next door. When Mr. Smith opened his door, to my horror my son said, We have some rotten bananas that we almost thrown away but we made it into a cake for u.

#45 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:03 PM by Pat - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136295) - Haha, nice. (1124929)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

#50 (1) - Aug 6, 2009 06:09 PM by Gail - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136292) - Haha, nice. (1124929)

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.

#43 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:57 PM by Undiemom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

When I picked my 5-year-old up from school, I overheard him talking to his mates about what they want to be when they grow up. A blonde girl said she wanted to be a nurse. A dark haired boy said he wants to be a vet like his dad. When its my boy's turn he said, "when I grow up, I want to be rich and filthy!

#44 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 03:01 PM by Katie - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

I have three grown children who have embarrassed me many times. The most memorable was my son when he was 5 years old. He fell straddle on a steamer trunk (the metal kind) and sustained an injury to his penis. When the swelling went down, the doctors felt he needed a partial circumcision. At the grocery store about four days later, a little old lady came up to us in the produce aisle commenting on how cute my son and newborn daughter were and my son says, “I have an owie on my horsie, want to see?” At this point, he had begun calling his penis a horse, no idea where he got that from! Anyway, he proceeded to whip down his pants to show her.

#40 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:38 PM by Peewoo - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136289) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

I took my daughter into a bathroom stall with her (it was a very crowded bathroom in a shopping mall). When I pulled down my pants my daughter loudly said "eeeeew, you have a really hairy butt!" I could hear people laughing outside.

#42 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:52 PM by NonameMom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136289) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

I was 8 when my brother was born - so so very happy to have a baby in the family again. I wouldn't leave him alone and always shoved my face into his. I guess he got annoyed pretty quick because he was only a few days old when mom was changing his diaper and as usual my face was right in his and he peed - straight onto my face.

#49 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 05:59 PM by Straight_up - Potty - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136291) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

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