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When Kylie was about 3, she had a very bad cold. All the usual symptoms like coughing, runny nose, red cheeks and weepy eyes. I tucked her in for a nap and after awhile she called me. When I got to her room she said in a very concerned voice "Mommy, my eyes are leaking!".

#11 (0) - Jul 14, 2011 07:07 PM by Marg - Babbles - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (32693) - boooooo (3148)

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

#51 (0) - Aug 6, 2011 05:11 PM by Gulotta - Babbles - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (151576) - boooooo (14597)

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

#53 (0) - Aug 7, 2011 12:53 PM by digest - Babbles - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (157521) - boooooo (15171)

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.

#43 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:57 PM by Undiemom - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (127801) - boooooo (12308)

My two grandaughters ages 5 and 7 love to play a game called airplane. We sit on the bed and I am usually the pilot,the 5 year old is serving the lunch,and the 7 year old most of the time is a passenger. One day while Mikala was taking orders for lunch she asked me what I wanted,my reply was I can't eat lunch because I have to keep my hands on the steering wheel,she said why don't you just put it on auto pilot!

#33 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:28 PM by Linda - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (98079) - boooooo (9445)

I was looking in your site and thought that I might add something my son who is now 22 years said when he was about six or seven. He came rushing in and asked, mummy, how many testicles does an octopus have, well you could imagine how hard it was not to burst out laughing, but I managed it, and said I'm not sure about that but they have eight tentacles.

#25 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:12 PM by cgcreations - ♂ Boy ♀ Girl - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (74302) - boooooo (7156)

Heading out to the pool. My son says "Don't forget the sunshine lotion".

#3 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 05:25 PM by princessjasmine - Absolutely Adorable - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (8916) - boooooo (859)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was simply lovely, come on, make our day!

#7 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 11:08 PM by kidfunnystory - Absolutely Adorable - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (20805) - boooooo (2004)

I took my 3 year old daughter to swimming class. After the class we went in to the locker room to rinse off in the shower & get dressed. She poked me in the belly & I whispered to her to stop poking my fat belly. She proceeds to scream FAT BELLY 3 times & kept poking me. I know there were other moms in there too

#41 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:44 PM by swimmee - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (121855) - boooooo (11735)

We were having a picnic with friends in a fairly quiet place. This other family comes along and my 3 yr old son notices she has a tattoo. "Look MOM she has a TATOO!" "Mom, Mom, LOOK!" It was lovely.

#2 (0) - Jul 10, 2011 05:24 PM by princessjasmine - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (5944) - boooooo (572)

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