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Grandma in the belly? In an effort to familiarize my 3-year old son, Montana, on his extended family, I pulled out the photo albums one evening. One of the albums was started on the day I found out I was pregnant. I took various photos to show the progression of my pregnancy. In one particular photo, I was about 7 1/2 months pregnant. I posed bare midriff with my dad, who has a typical mid-life "beer belly" as a comparison photo. I pointed to my extended belly and said "That's Montana in momma's belly" To which my son pointed to my father's belly and said "Is grandma in grandpa's belly?"

#27 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:14 PM by robinson - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93269) - Haha, nice. (81907)

A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

#53 (0) - Aug 7, 2009 01:53 PM by digest - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (4) - Haha, nice. (1)

After a recent trip to Washington, D.C., I was showing my kindergarteners pictures of the different monuments and buildings. I held up a picture and said, "This is the Capitol building." A little boy, Jeremy, asked, "Where is the Lower Case building?"

#51 (0) - Aug 6, 2009 06:11 PM by Gulotta - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

#36 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:33 PM by Maggie - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103271) - Haha, nice. (91907)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was embarrassing, come on, make our day!

#4 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:06 AM by kidfunnystory - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83488) - Haha, nice. (72126)

Me and 4yo daugther planned to stay the night at my inlaws one weekend. In my haste, I forgot to pack some undies but remembered right away & so I rushed back to get a couple and put it on my purse. We were taking the bus as our car got some problems. When we were at the bus & I reached out to pay our fare, & Master 4 spotted the undies & announced loudly, "Mummy, I think you forgot to put on your undies today. And of course people roared in laughter. Was my face red? You bet. Beetroot red.

#43 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:57 PM by Undiemom - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136290) - Haha, nice. (1124928)

One Sunday after teaching the 2-3 year olds Sunday school class one of the mom's offered to share a story about teaching her son to memorize bible scripture. It goes like this.... The mom was having her son memorize the verse, "Love your neighbor as yourself." They went over it a few times and then they moved on with their day. A few hours later she asks him, "What's your bible verse?" To which he repied, "Tell your neighbor to do it himself."

#31 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:26 PM by Kala - Embarrassing - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (103268) - Haha, nice. (91906)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids, come on, make our day!

#10 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:09 AM by kidfunnystory - Miscellaneous - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (13878) - Haha, nice. (2514)

When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it was another word for a person or people. "Oh", she said matter of factly, "I'm not a human." "You're not?" I asked in surprise to which she aswered no. Curious I asked if she was a plant or animal. "No, I'm not," she said. "Mommy don't you know what I am?" "Well if you're not a human or animal or plant I'm not sure what you are," I said. She rolled her eyes and shook her head at me and replied "I'mmm a kid, duh!"

#29 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:19 PM by song - Learning to Talk - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93268) - Haha, nice. (81906)

Tell us a funny story of you and your kids that was about a messy situation, come on, make our day!

#8 (0) - Jul 11, 2009 12:08 AM by kidfunnystory - Messy - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (83488) - Haha, nice. (72126)

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