When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

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#36 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:33 PM by Maggie - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (106995) - boooooo (10304)

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