My 2 year old son and I were at the grocery store in the check out line when he tugged on my shirt and had an awful look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he very loudly said, "I think the lady in front of us farted, cause her butt stinks!" Everyone around us heard and I wanted to die!!! I just apologized to everyone and then pretended that I had forgotten my check book so we could just get out of there quickly!!!!

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#37 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:34 PM by PWmom - Whoopsy Daisy - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (109967) - boooooo (10590)

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