I have three grown children who have embarrassed me many times. The most memorable was my son when he was 5 years old. He fell straddle on a steamer trunk (the metal kind) and sustained an injury to his penis. When the swelling went down, the doctors felt he needed a partial circumcision. At the grocery store about four days later, a little old lady came up to us in the produce aisle commenting on how cute my son and newborn daughter were and my son says, “I have an owie on my horsie, want to see?” At this point, he had begun calling his penis a horse, no idea where he got that from! Anyway, he proceeded to whip down his pants to show her.

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#40 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:38 PM by Peewoo - Gender - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (1136289) - Haha, nice. (1124927)

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