When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it was another word for a person or people. "Oh", she said matter of factly, "I'm not a human." "You're not?" I asked in surprise to which she aswered no. Curious I asked if she was a plant or animal. "No, I'm not," she said. "Mommy don't you know what I am?" "Well if you're not a human or animal or plant I'm not sure what you are," I said. She rolled her eyes and shook her head at me and replied "I'mmm a kid, duh!"

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#29 (0) - Jul 22, 2011 01:19 PM by song - Babbles - OMG! HILARIOUS!!! (86190) - boooooo (8300)

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