My husband and I were entertaining a friend from New York and his 3 year old daughter one weekend. Her Mom was working, and we expected her to arrive Saturday afternoon. As her Mom's arrival drew near, I said to little Nicole, "Honey, lets get you cleaned up. Your Mommy will be here soon and you're all dirty." She looked at me and replied in perfect Brooklynese, "Yeah, and I got boogers in my nose, too."

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#23 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:06 PM by cgcreations - Messy - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (93269) - Haha, nice. (81907)

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