A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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#18 (0) - Jul 22, 2009 02:01 PM by zipadee - Potty - That is just HILARIOUS!!! (63489) - Haha, nice. (52127)

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